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Groomal Shower

I know what a bride-to-be receives at a bridal shower. I have been blessed with three bridal showers in my honour over the past few months. But have you ever wondered what it would be like if a groom’s friends threw him a shower? What kinds of gifts would he get?

Let me answer that for you.
He’d receive:
Scope.
Earplugs.
Tylenol.
Dicklets (chicklets shaped like…well, you know)
A measuring tape and a book about reading body language (with sticky notes indicating useful pages).
A bottle of Smirnoff Ice.
Two travel size bottles of gin.
A bottle of vodka.
A bottle of Crown Royal.
A roll of toilet paper.
Cologne spray called “Mesmerize”
Cologne spray called “RPM”
An XL novelty beer glass.
A bartender’s mixer’s manual called “Sex on the Beach”
Silly glasses with googly eyes.
Costume jewelry.
Three Candy Love Rings (not for your finger)
A bottle of Mr. Clean (with Mark’s name written with a Sharpie above bald Mr. Clean himself) and a pair of Latex gloves.
The Complete Idiot’s Guide to the Supercharged Kama Sutra.
60 000+ Baby Names
Edible Undies.
A cock ring with a tassel.
Anal beads.
And many warm wishes for a long and happy marriage.