Friday, July 11, 2008

Do you think it's a good idea, honey?

Some dude woke up yesterday morning, drank enough beer to become impaired and mowed his lawn. Then he popped a joint into his shirt pocket and grabbed another cold beer from the fridge and called to his wife, "I'm just goin' down the road to mow Stuwie's lawn, hon!" Then he mounted his riding lawn mower, still holding his beer, and headed off down Yonge Street. The article states, that when the police officers finally caught up to him, they found he was showing indications of drunkeness. I like the "when the police officers caught up to him" part. He must have really been motoring.

The moral of the story is that you ought to never draw attention to yourself when you've got pot in your possession, particularly, by driving intoxicatedly down busy mainways on riding lawn mowers.

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