Cole was eating a breakfast cereal bar with his left hand. We've always suspected he was a lefty, but we still aren't 100% sure.
He asked me to just wash his left hand (it was the stickiest). I said, "Is that the hand you like to use for eating?"
He said, "No."
I said, "Which hand do you like to use for eating?"
He said, "Nothing." (Which means 'neither')
Then he explained, "You don't EAT hands!"