Sayings about Pregnancy...
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"
Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid.
People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's in water. But certainly more traumatic for the other people in the pool.
A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman, are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.