Tonight, Mark and I had a delicious roast beef. It was infused with whole cloves of garlic, as little surprising pockets of flavour. This was because Mark shoved whole cloves into the meat with his thumb. He did this because there were holes all over the roast. The holes were there because the flavour injector didn’t work. We have a flavour injector because it was a free gift that came with our 20 piece Ronco Knife set. We have the knife set because Mark drank too much one night and watched the Shopping Channel.