My friend Hilary and I used to eat red licorice until we couldn't even stand. We used to practice cheerleading routines even though neither of us made the cheerleading squad. We used to invent languages together, such as Melilary, which was a hybrid of latin, french and english. (Kapal et Kapal sunt allum. Bom est nullum.) We used to fantasize about the men we would marry and the jobs we would have and the women we would become and how we would change the world. And my dear friend Hilary has just changed the world in one more incredible and awesome way.
Welcome little Jacob Ian James Watson.